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Monday, 21 May 2007
Front LIne Medics In Iraq
As your commander in chief I am always looking to improve the situation of our brave hero's on the front line. Having recently become most taken with Japanese efficiency (see my last post) I have now ordered that the training for all battlefield medics be taken over by highly skilled Japanese proffessionals.
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Wednesday, 9 May 2007
Why there is a deficit.
The reason the economy is down the toilet actually has nothing to do with me at all. Its because the average American worker is lazy and stupid. If they were just a bit more like the Japenese then we wouldn't have a problem.
Tuesday, 8 May 2007
Why I'll be supporting Hilary in 2008
Forget about Guiliani and McCain folks. I want you to know that I, George Bush, your president, shall be reaching out across party lines to support Hilary Clinton for president in 2008. For the good of our nation I ask that you, my loyal followers do the same.
Now I know I might have said some nasty things about Hilary in the past so you may be wondering, why the change of heart? Well the way I see it since my daddy became Ronald Reagan's vice president we've had a Bush or a Clinton in the Whitehouse or thereabouts for coming up 28 years now. If Hilary can clinch it in 2008 and hold on for another term people's memories of MY presidency may just have faded enough to give my brother Jeb a chance. By the time he's done HIS eight years we'll be up to 44 years and people will start to feel a precedent has been set and believe there SHOULD be a Bush or a Clinton in the White House. By this time Chelsea and my own girls Jenna and Barbara should be about ready for their turn and at this point we can start talking about a consitutional ammendment to reserve the post of Commander in Chief for the Bush's and the Clinton's on a permanent basis. Once that's in place
we can start thinking about a plan to drop the Clinton's and impose a straight monarchy.
I know some of you republican die hards out there are going to find this a hard choice, but we have to think of the future folks. Come now people do it for Dubya. Hilary Clinton for president 2008
Now I know I might have said some nasty things about Hilary in the past so you may be wondering, why the change of heart? Well the way I see it since my daddy became Ronald Reagan's vice president we've had a Bush or a Clinton in the Whitehouse or thereabouts for coming up 28 years now. If Hilary can clinch it in 2008 and hold on for another term people's memories of MY presidency may just have faded enough to give my brother Jeb a chance. By the time he's done HIS eight years we'll be up to 44 years and people will start to feel a precedent has been set and believe there SHOULD be a Bush or a Clinton in the White House. By this time Chelsea and my own girls Jenna and Barbara should be about ready for their turn and at this point we can start talking about a consitutional ammendment to reserve the post of Commander in Chief for the Bush's and the Clinton's on a permanent basis. Once that's in place
we can start thinking about a plan to drop the Clinton's and impose a straight monarchy.
I know some of you republican die hards out there are going to find this a hard choice, but we have to think of the future folks. Come now people do it for Dubya. Hilary Clinton for president 2008
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