Why do they still like me?

Immediately after 9/11 in the wave of blind patriotism which naturally followed (and before folks got wind of the fact that I might actually have been responsible for it) my approval ratings peaked at about 92%. From that time onwards they steadily decreased until, finally about a year ago they leveled out at around 30-40% depending on which opinion pollster you happen to believe. My ratings have remained there or thereabouts ever since. This confused me. It wasn't as if I suddenly started being a better president or anything. So why didn't the ratings continue to go down. Over time I have come to the conclusion that these people would still support me if the Lord Jesus Christ came back to earth and I raped him live on television out on the whitehouse lawn. Yet still I asked myself the question, "can these people really be dumb enough to still think I'm a good president." then I discovered THIS video "What the hell does that have to do with anything." you may well be asking. Well the answer is, not a lot. But the comments left about it on YouTube are highly enlightening. Ignore the ones by people who say they believe the thing. Those people may be foolish, but that kind of retard acid head flower child doesn't vote. It's the people who who felt the need to argue with them that are the true morons. Supposedly rational human beings not only too stupid to understand a joke, but so outraged as to be moved into penning earnest rebukes exposing the "fraud" and pointing out the "holes" in the story. In a flash it is suddenly clear to me. Yes folks, people really are THAT stupid.