Tuesday, 3 April 2007

My advice for the next president

I was recently asked what advice I would give to a future president to help him avoid making the same mistakes as me. After much consideration I have come up with a short list.

1. Always have a plan A. (lack of one of these is was the only thing marring our successful campaign in Iraq).

2. Hire an intelligent double for all public speaking engagements so you don't get caught saying something really stupid.

3. Buy a map, and learn the names of a few countries.

4. Try not to smirk, grin, or make jokes about wars, especially when you started them (which as a U.S. president will invariably be the case).

5. Should there be an earthquake, volcano or god forbid ,a hurricane, anywhere in the United States during your time in office try to make it look as if you care about it.

6 comments:

ploop said...

fantastic advice George. I though one of your own coup de grace's was hiring Donald. So maybe you could add a number 6:

Employ someone in defence who makes totally ridiculous statements and deflects attention away from your own lack of any international understanding

Ron West said...

A Plan B would be good, too.

--Ron

http://revolttoday.blogspot.com/

George W Bush said...

First things first Ron.

thinista said...

Is that all?

George W Bush said...

Duh? Ok so maybe I've made a COUPLE other mistakes, they just don't spring to mind right away.

Ev Nucci said...

How about including study the English language, especially vocabulary