My mysterious assistant.

At some point during your perusal of the last post the thought might well have popped into your head "wait a minute, surely George Bush doesn't have any friends". Well there's Dick and Karl for starters, then there's the Bin Laden familly with whom we've always been very close. There's all my old buddies in the oil industry and of course the many close associates and campaign contributors who have been rewarded with large "reconstruction contracts" in Iraq to name but a few. So you see you're quite wrong about that one.

Of course, if you mean people who actually like me personally and would want to spend enough time with me to transcribe the blog for me then O.K. you've got a fair point, but I've got dozens of paid minions for that sort of thing, so don't worry yourself, the blog will get written.