First they came for Scooter. . . . .

How this new bunch of clowns made it into congress is beyond me. I was given repeated assurance that we had fixed the election even better the last few and we couldn't lose unless we got less than two percent of the vote. Surely I can't be that unpopular, I mean the inbreds and the mormons make up more than that and i KNOW they all voted for me.

Anyhow this new bunch are really beginning to get to me. First they went after Scooter, who I wasn't really too bothered about being as he's just staff, but now they're coming after Karl. I don't actually like Karl, he's a nasty smelly man, but, I mean Dick Cheney's beginning to go senile Pop's about on his way out, Jesus, who's going to do all my thinking for me when Karl goes?

I told the congress they could speak to my staff as much as they pleased provided no body had to swear under oath and they didn't take any notes on what was said. They came back with some bullshit about why don't they want to go under oath if they don't have anything to hide. I mean how stupid is that? Of course they've got something to fucking hide, if they didn't have anything to hide we wouldn't want to stop them taking notes would we for christs sake, dorr. . . . Idiots.