How the hell do I write this stuff.

At some point during your perusasal of this blog the thought may well have popped into your head "Wait a minute, surely George Bush doesn't know how to write." As a matter of fact I already knows the whole alphabet and I am practicing my letters as I speak so one of these days I'm going to shove those thoughts right down your neck. In the meantime I get by with the help of a friend who puts my words into writing as I dictate, rest assured everything is in my own words.